Intro:
D A C G F# G A
D A
She broke up with me today
C G
I sucked it up. I said "I'm ok".
F# A
Then I went with Chris Valentino to Subway.
D A C
I walked in and the guy said "Hey, who was that fine pair of breasts you
G F#
walked in here with last week?" I said "Yo dude, that's my ex-girlfriend."
G A
He said "Is she free?"
[pickitup with the same chords!]
I said "What the fuck you think? Now give me something to drink,
I'm about to pass out cryin' and I need something to eat."
He said he thought that I could do better.
So I'm walking down to CVS with Chris and he says "Jeff, don't turn around"
So I do, and what do I see? The mouth of my ex that his tongue was down.
F# G
Maybe I should have lied to him and said she found another guy.
D A
A strong athletic type who had cute and adorable eyes.
F# G
But no, Mr. Fuckingjackass had to tell the truth.
A
Now I deal with him and her around me everyday, there goes serenity in my youth.
D A B G
Your love don't mean shit to some guy who sweeps the floors. [x2]
And I'm all right [x6] 1, 2, 1234!
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Figure I'd go to pizza everyday, and I'd be alright, then I heard what he did last
night.
He delivered his six inch to her said that she was mad fucking tight.
Can't believe this happened to me, like when I got dumped by Meg Dockery
except my man Chris has been replaced with a dirty motherfucker with a scar on his
face.
[chord change, F# G D A]
Suicidal thoughts run through my brain all day, I'd never go through with it.
I have nothing to do with it. Like a gambler betting on a losing horse for weeks.
Maybe the percentage of my profit margin slightly would increase
if I'd figure out a way to get you back.
[D A B G]
My love don't mean shit to some bitch who is a whore.
He sells you fresh heroes for $1.44.
My love don't mean shit to some bitch who is a whore.
I'm sick of your shit and I can't take it anymore!